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[wisdomeagle]

Does anyone want to play cliff-shag-marry? *looks appealing*

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[mari4212.livejournal.com]

Cliff Lazarus, shag (erm possibly tackle and talk with for hours instead) Mary, marry Martha.

Giles, Elizabeth Weir, Numair

[wisdomeagle]

(Yeah, my lack of ability to imagine Mary involved in anything resembling a one-night stand is why I ended up married to her. :))

Cliff Numair, shag Giles, marry Weir.

Cedric, Fleur, Viktor.

[mari4212.livejournal.com]

(Whereas I knew that if I went with Martha as a wife, at least I wouldn't be the only one in the relationship who knew how to cook and clean.)

Also, you are evil, as my mental images of those three are all now from minisinoo, and she makes me love all of them.

*sighs* Going on book canon alone, cliff Victor, shag Fleur, marry Cedric. Gotta maintain Hufflepuff loyalty.

Hermione Granger, Matilda, Anne Shirley

[wisdomeagle]

This is v. hard! It depends on whether book- or movie- Matilda, and how grown up she is.

I think with bookverse!Matilda, it's cliff Hermione (with regrets!) shag Anne, marry Matilda.

movieverse!Matilda? Cliff Matilda, shag Hermione, marry Anne.

(though the thing about Hermione and Anne both is they want like 600000 children [okay, SLIGHT exaggeration] and I am not sure if I want any, which could make marriage complicated.

Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel (any versions you choose).