Cliff River, since I do not lean toward girls and she may very well try to kill me; shag Simon, as he is Very Pretty and seems like he needs a good loosening up; and marry Mal, though more legal-type than Saffron, and also without wanting to kill him.
Um. I think cliff Wash, with sadness, and shag Xander and marry Keith. I love all of them really, but I feel guilty about cliffing Xander so much in this game and I am more attached to him than to Wash. And much as I'd like to think Xander will make a good husband someday, I feel like Keith has already proved himself.
I agree - while I adore Wash, there is Xander to consider. And of course Keith makes a good husband!
Oh, this one's really easy. Cliff Piz, because he irritated the hell out of me by being Diet Logan. Shag Weevil, because I'd have to make sure he's not all talk and no walk - he does say he'd "love me long time". :P And marry Wallace, because he's sweet and deserves some happiness.
Cliff Chase (sorry, but pretty just doesn't cut it); Shag House (because he's really rather attractive, looks like an actual man, and I have a thing for brilliant jackass musicians); and Marry Wilson (because while I really don't want to be Mrs. Wilson the Fourth, House is not marriage material, and besides, we know Wilson's a great husband, up until he cheats with House).
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Xander Harris, Wash, Keith Mars.
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Um. I think cliff Wash, with sadness, and shag Xander and marry Keith. I love all of them really, but I feel guilty about cliffing Xander so much in this game and I am more attached to him than to Wash. And much as I'd like to think Xander will make a good husband someday, I feel like Keith has already proved himself.
Piz, Wallace, Weevil.
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Oh, this one's really easy. Cliff Piz, because he irritated the hell out of me by being Diet Logan. Shag Weevil, because I'd have to make sure he's not all talk and no walk - he does say he'd "love me long time". :P And marry Wallace, because he's sweet and deserves some happiness.
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Gibbs, Abby, and DiNozzo.
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Wilson, House, Chase.
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Cliff Chase (sorry, but pretty just doesn't cut it); Shag House (because he's really rather attractive, looks like an actual man, and I have a thing for brilliant jackass musicians); and Marry Wilson (because while I really don't want to be Mrs. Wilson the Fourth, House is not marriage material, and besides, we know Wilson's a great husband, up until he cheats
with House).