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[wisdomeagle]

Does anyone want to play cliff-shag-marry? *looks appealing*

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[wisdomeagle]

In this context, definitely cliff David. Shag Uriah and anachronistically marry Bathsheba because she deserves less random-people-shagging her, not more.

Simon Peter, John-the-beloved-disciple, Judas Iscariot.

[kindkit.livejournal.com]

Cliff Simon Peter, shag Judas (I know, I know), marry John.

*tries to decide if marrying ol' John-who-leaned-on-Jesus's-bosom-at-supper would abate the divine wrath for shagging Judas or would bring down more*

ETA: I keep forgetting to add a new question. How about Kaylee, Willow, Buffy?

[wisdomeagle]

Cliff Buffy, shag Willow (um, preferably like S4-era), marry Kaylee.

Wesley, Gunn, Angel.

[kindkit.livejournal.com]

Cliff Angel without the slightest hesitation, shag Wesley, marry Gunn. Unless we were talking about the Wesley of S1/S2 Angel, in which case I'd shag Gunn and marry him.

Snape, Dumbledore, Trelawney.

[wisdomeagle]

Youch. Cliff Trelawney, shag Snape, marry Dumbledore.

Sirius, Remus, James.

[kindkit.livejournal.com]

I cannot cliff either Sirius or Remus, even though young!Sirius kind of deserves it. So, cliff James, shag Sirius, marry Remus even though he's totally not husband material.

I've pretty much run out of fandoms of yours that I know, so I think I shall bow out at this point and go read a book.

[wisdomeagle]

Have fun. :)