(Whereas I knew that if I went with Martha as a wife, at least I wouldn't be the only one in the relationship who knew how to cook and clean.)

Also, you are evil, as my mental images of those three are all now from minisinoo, and she makes me love all of them.

*sighs* Going on book canon alone, cliff Victor, shag Fleur, marry Cedric. Gotta maintain Hufflepuff loyalty.

Hermione Granger, Matilda, Anne Shirley