I'll bite. Cliff: Tara, I hate her. She's always so mopey. Shag: Janine Kishi. I have never read babysitters club, and as such have no idea who she is except what the internet has told me. I'm fine with shagging strangers. Marry: Fred. She's quite cute, and that's always a plus, plus she's rather insane, and that's a prerequisite for marriage.

-The Lethean