You name three people (celebrities/fictional characters/whatever) and I choose one to cliff (that is, kill), one I'd shag, and one I'd marry. Then I name three characters for you to choose among and we're off and not writing sermons. (I played several rounds in the comments here which I was just browsing which is why I got it in my head to play tonight).

(I very much like that passage in the Orthodox icon-of-Trinity way. More for meditating on than preaching, though.