that ridiculous meme that's circulating

[wisdomeagle]

Ten random "facts" about me and my girlfriend:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ari+gvambat!

1. Ari+gvambat are the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives! We are indeed wonderful, but I wouldn't go that far.


2. Ari+gvambat can give birth ten days after being born, and are born pregnant. I'm reasonably sure this isn't true.


3. Reindeer like to eat ari+gvambat. Note to self: cancel trip to North Pole


4. Ari+gvambat have little need for water and are capable of going for months without drinking at all! This is so not true!


5. Over half of Americans are officially ari+gvambat! Which means that other than me and gvambat, there's exactly one additional American??


6. In Chinese, the sound 'ari+gvambat' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.


7. A lump of ari+gvambat the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court. We don't compress that much, really.


8. All shrimp are born as ari+gvambat, but gradually mature into females! When we were born, we were pregnant shrimp, but we got better!


9. Ari+gvambat cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomach.


10. Some hotels in Las Vegas have ari+gvambat floating in their swimming pools.

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Comments

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

# Over half of Americans are officially ari+gvambat! Which means that other than me and gvambat, there's exactly one additional American??

While only you and she are actually you and she, presumably the rest of us are as well in a purely ex officio capacity. How great it feels to officially be you!

[gvambat.livejournal.com]

*laughs ass off* The more you know...