that ridiculous meme that's circulating

[wisdomeagle]

Ten random "facts" about me and my girlfriend:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ari+gvambat!

1. Ari+gvambat are the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives! We are indeed wonderful, but I wouldn't go that far.


2. Ari+gvambat can give birth ten days after being born, and are born pregnant. I'm reasonably sure this isn't true.


3. Reindeer like to eat ari+gvambat. Note to self: cancel trip to North Pole


4. Ari+gvambat have little need for water and are capable of going for months without drinking at all! This is so not true!


5. Over half of Americans are officially ari+gvambat! Which means that other than me and gvambat, there's exactly one additional American??


6. In Chinese, the sound 'ari+gvambat' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.


7. A lump of ari+gvambat the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court. We don't compress that much, really.


8. All shrimp are born as ari+gvambat, but gradually mature into females! When we were born, we were pregnant shrimp, but we got better!


9. Ari+gvambat cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomach.


10. Some hotels in Las Vegas have ari+gvambat floating in their swimming pools.

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