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Pure cranberry juice: the drink for real women. After years of drinking the watered down, 130% sugar added horse piss they call cranberry juice, I finally have the real stuff. *drinks* *flexes muscles* *sings "I'm tougher than you are!"

Um, right, so I really desperately need to work tonight. As always.

But I finally wrote my hetsmut! Theirloveissopure! Theirloveissosexy! Theirloveissofuckingdifficulttoputintowords! And I really don't think that my Hebrew scriptures class should be so inspirational when it comes to writing smut.

*whistles*

Need to remember to renew library books. *moans*