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I don't know what to do with myself. Specifically, I don't know which parent to live with. Specifically, I don't know what state to live in. I feel very much like cursing and making last-ditch efforts to get my overly healthy ministerpeople to adopt me for the summer (just for the record, that is so not happening) so we can all live happily ever after.

I talked to both my parents tonight. My mom is now officially moved out. My dad says it's not so much tonight or tomorrow, it's the next indeterminate number of years living apart...

I feel like biting through my pen or eating chocolate. I think I'll get some ice cream. Ice cream will solve all problems and besides, I need it.