[simpler]

[wisdomeagle]

I spent my last $10 on birth control and beer.

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[alixtii.livejournal.com]

I could have believed the birth control, but. . . .

[wisdomeagle]

*snerk*

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

I'm serious. There's probably all sorts of medical reasons why a young woman might use birth control, but the thought of you buying beer? Inconcievable.